Monday, February 20, 2017

Awww Monday Paw-ternity leave

Awesomely Pawsome puppy party


BrewDog Brewery offers paid time off for employees who rescue dogs.

 If you work at BrewDog and you’re the new Ma or Pa(w) of a recently-adopted fur baby, you’re in luck: You’ve got paid paw-ternity leave coming your way!



Bringing a new dog into the home can be a ruff timeSo to turn it into a howling success, they announced earlier this week that they’re giving their 1,000 employees around the world (including those working at a soon-to-open brewery in Columbus, Ohio) a week’s paid leave if they become dog owners.


Remember boys and girls... If a 20 pound dog drinks one beer in 5 minutes, that’s the same as a 200 pound man drinking 10 beers in 5 minutes

Freaking Cat Tax!







Friday, February 17, 2017

GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (281st Issue)

Cheryl Ladd (one of the Charlie's Angels Chicks) leads this weird meta blog post. At no extra cost, some of the news that is fit to blog...


Plenty of sweet Cheryl Ladd cheesecake


“Lucille is thirsty. She is a vampire bat!” - Negan the bad Dude
  

An overload of retro Cheryl Ladd stuff

"Hooooly crap! You are creepy as shit, sneaking up on me, wearin' that collar with that freaky-ass smile." - Negan, the bad to the bone Dude


Latest Cosmetic Trend – Small Nipples 

BEFORE: ( @ )( @ )


AFTER:  ( . )( . )
   
Cheryl Ladd with the Mocho Dude


“It’s gonna be pee-pee pants city here real soon.” - Negan


Is PI (π) embedded in our RNA code and are there right angels in nature? 


Mad Magazine Self Promotion Issues

"Kinky Friedman thinks I'm somebody" - Harry Hamid

BTW - Please follow GOODSTUFFs blog
  

NEW YORK: Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan recently opened up about speculations that she was converting to Islam, stating that after she demonstrated an interest in Islam, she felt scared returning to the United States were Trump had banned immigrants from predominantly seven Muslim countries from entering the USA.



“I did Ramadan for three days with my friend from Kuwait, it was hard but it was good. It felt good,” - Lindsay Lohan





 The Dow Jones Industrial Average is over twenty thousand, the California drought is over and naked women are back in Playboy. President Trump’s only been in office four weeks and already America is great again.  Amirite boys?

Splendid Lawsplainer Of The Muslim Ban And The Courts!
  
House Intelligence Committee Chairman Devin Nunes (R-CA) said Tuesday that those who leaked the contents of former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn’s phone calls “belong in jail.”



Political and Biased
If you smell something, say something

Trump Spanks The Media

Yahoo Hacked AGAIN
"Our outside forensic experts have been investigating the creation of forged cookies that could allow an intruder to access users’ accounts without a password. Based on the ongoing investigation, we believe a forged cookie may have been used in 2015 or 2016 to access your account. We have connected some of the cookie forging activity to the same state-sponsored actor believed to be responsible for the data theft we disclosed on September 22, 2016" - Yahoo



 I am liking Joy Villa music videos

Speaking of self promotion... Joy Villa on Twitter 

Dorothy Molested by Munchkins

 

Questions with Tomi Lahren 

Tomi Lahren
Your weekly fix of life-enhancing Rule 5 linkagery. Which is a panorama of pulchritude! Ladies and gentlemen of the commentariat; be advised that some of the following links are most definitely not safe for work, and take appropriate action.

Sultress - Bar Refaeli





Fred Dude's Friday Babes

Femme Fatale Friday: Lauren Cohan

Friday Night Babe is Nina Agdal

Friday Femme Fatale HOT

Friday Nite Tite Dresses

Big Boob Friday with Anri Okita


 Christine Chapel, a nurse on board the Federation Starship Enterprise has been suspended indefinitely by Star Fleet after complaints that she was engaging in “inappropriate behavior" towards a superior officer.


“We have reviewed the complaints lodged by Commander Spock and we deem them credible” said Star Fleet’s director of Sexual Justice.
We at Star Fleet take allegations of sexual harassment very seriously. There is no place for inappropriate touching. Our Star Ships are safe spaces where all species can interact progressively. Nurse Chapel violated this with her repeated harassment of one of our officers. The officer in question, though Vulcan and without feelings, still was threatened and felt unsafe aboard the Enterprise. We have suspended nurse Chapel and ordered here to take an anti-sexual harassment workshop. 
The object of Chapel’s harassment, Commander Spock thanked Star Fleet for its quick action in this matter.
“I did nothing to bring this on”  he said

"She’s got the pointy-eared fever”

I am bewildered by the illogicality of the situation. I’ve heard that Earth women sometimes get “Vulcan fever.” but I thought it was just a myth. But from the moment Nurse Chapel arrived on the Enterprise she has been all over me. If she wasn’t bringing Tom Yum soup to my quarters she was insisting on being present during my quarterly physical. As you know physicals are intimate and embarrassing. But there she was performing my prostate exam personally. During the exam when she had her finger in my behind she started spanking me and saying “Do you like that bitch?” I see no logical reason why spanking would improve my prostate exam. Though it did feel good. Hey, there are many nerve endings on the backside. It’s logical. Not a fetish. really! - Commander Spock

Breast Enhancers of Yesteryear


Vintage Babe of the week  is Barbara Britton


Rated R Rule 5 Randomness

Eye-catching Claire Sinclair



Sarah Hunter


BeCos(play) It's Friday

Cosplay this week




Weekly Wonder Woman





Mona (Marilyn) Monroe
In 1946, a nineteen year-old aspiring actress in Hollywood was in need of a job, and fast. Born Norma Jean Dougherty, destined to become Marilyn Monroe, but in between, for those not-so-squeaky-clean modelling jobs, she preferred to go by Mona– with a going rate of $10 an hour.




"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude

What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere

Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXVIII)

Rodney's far out space



The in tuned NSFW Blogger, Fred Dude

Gots to go

Friday, February 10, 2017

GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (280th Issue)

Susan Sarandon's picture show rocks this stupendous meta blog post. Plus this issue contains plenty of planetary science and groovy blasts from the past 






   
   
 "I was definitely one of those Sixties girls with flowers in my hair and no bra and was influenced by certain drugs of that period, like cannabis or acid. But I always remind my kids that drugs are illegal. Some are a lot of fun, but some can kill you first time out. Mind-expanding drugs - like acid - are very different from the crack and heroin that's around these days. My kids asked me if I used crack, which I thought was funny. I mean, they didn't even have crack then, to show you how far back I go!" - Susan Sarandon


The thing that's bad about breasts is that you have to choose between having a mind and having breasts. It'd be nice if you could have both. Anyway, I think my breasts have been highly overrated. - Susan Sarandon


"You have to be careful not to be upstaged by your breasts. I've gotten curvier as I've gotten older. Directors cast the men they want to be and the women they want to have." - Susan Sarandon


(cool GIFS, infograph thing)
  
We’re close to going to the Red Planet, but first we need to figure out how to live in a spaceship that long

Curiosity update, sols 1548-1599

Holy Moley Batman! Opportunity Celebrates 


Four planets orbiting the star HR 8799 in Pegasus. via one of the 10-meter (394-inch) Keck telescopes 
  

The Los Alamos National Laboratory in New Mexico has released 16 years of radiation measurements recorded by GPS satellites 

Alien Spacecraft - 1950s

Bully!

Vintage Jiu-Jitsu Lessons From Theodore Roosevelt’s Personal Instructor

Theodore Roosevelt had a keen interest in martial and combative arts, beginning with boxing as a young man, and later as president — after a blow blinded him in the eye — focusing on wrestling and grappling. While in the White House, he first took jiu-jitsu lessons from Professor John J. O’Brien, who had learned the art while working as a police inspector in Nagasaki, Japan. According to a 1902 article in the New York World, Roosevelt “hope[d] soon to be able to break the arms, legs or neck of any Anarchist or thug who may assail him.”





 


Bad News for Daily Mail - Melania Trump has won a substantial amount of money in a settlement with a 71 year old Maryland blogger, Webster G. Tarpley,  who published claims that Melania Trump once worked as an escort
   

I searched on the internet for flights from Israel to Syria, Sudan, Iraq, Iran, Somalia and Yemen. I couldn’t get a flight. Why? People from Israel are banned from entering those countries. 

In recent days Muslims and the mainstream media have touted “tolerance” and “inclusiveness” in the wake of Donald Trump’s statement about restricting Muslim immigration to the USA. But did you know that a host of Muslim countries have banned Israelis from entering their countries? If you hold an Israeli passport you cannot enter Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Pakistan, United Arab Emirates, Malaysia, Sudan, Yemen, Iran, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, Algeria, Bangladesh, and Libya. Plus, even if you’re not an Israeli but you have visited Israel and have an Israeli stamp in your passport, most of these countries will also deny you entry into their countries. How about that for tolerance and inclusiveness?


Señorita Rio disrupting a coup d'etat, all while dressed in form-fitting party dresses and spike heels. Olé!










  
Recent incidents of leftist violence in the United States have caused some commentators to consider the possibility of a return to 1970s-style leftist terrorism in the West.  For most young people today, names like the Red Brigades, the Japanese Red Army, the Baader-Meinhof Organization, and Carlos the Jackal mean little.  But in their day these groups caused a considerable amount of damage and subversion in the places they conducted their business.  The “student protest” movements of the 1960s were the direct progenitors of such leftist terror groups; and as antiwar activism died down, overt violence—bank robberies, bombings, assassinations, and similar acts—took its place.  Even though such groups may be quite small in number, they can contribute to a climate of fear and chaos far out of proportion to their memberships.

Bonnie Jean Werner is her real name?


Readers should be aware that the aforementioned young ladies may be scantily clad or completely unclothed, so discretion on clicking the Rule 5 links is advised.

Rule 5 - Kelly Gale



Fred Dude's Friday Babes

Femme Fatale Friday: Lauren Cohan

Friday Night Babe is Deena Dill

Friday Femme Fatale HOT

Friday Nite Tite Dresses

Big Boob Friday



Proof Positive - Susan Sarandon

Vintage Babe of the week is Gloria Saunders


Stuck in the Middle with Y'all

Wish they all could be Hawaiian Girls



Rule 5 - brought to you by the letter H







BeCos(play) It's Friday



More Girls of the Redheaded Rebellion


Weekly Wonder Woman






AT and T chick Milana Vayntrub




"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude

What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere

Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CCXVII)

Rodney's far out space

The neat and groovy NSFW Blogger,