Friday, July 18, 2014

GOODSTUFF'S BLOGGING MAGAZINE (148th Issue)

 

I got the weirdest nerdy feeling going on... 
Possibly the result of posting this humongous and groovy
 Jayne Mansfield photo blog.


Vote for Jayne Mansfield
This sexy alternative to the current state of affairs 

is keeping abreast of the current affairs 


Promises! Promises! Was a 1963 unrated sex comedy film with Jayne Mansfield, released after the days of the Hays code and before the MPAA film rating system became effective. It was the first Hollywood motion picture release of the sound era to feature a mainstream star, Jayne Mansfield, topless


This Jayne Mansfield hot water bottle isn't naked, but Jayne Mansfield (NSFW) in a bikini is like a regular woman naked. Fill her with hot water and snuggle up.

I made my husband try a sex robot


Jayne Mansfield upstaging Mickey Rooney (bouncing at 2:19)

Ronald Reagan Quiz(s)


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Clicking Jayne Mansfield's thumbs 
leads to enormous increase in size!
  
 

A brief primer from Miss Jayne Mansfield on…
How to take care of your man
  
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NSFW Fred Dude uses way more than 10% of his brain 


Jayne Mansfield NSFW 

Mocho Dude, the king of NSFW vintage / retro photos 
has some Jayne Mansfield posts


"Just an absolute disgrace. This monster must be stopped. I don’t care if he’s Barack Obama or Mother Theresa herself, it’s just disgusting. How dare this “Steven Spielberg” guy kill our sweet innocent dinosaurs. How dare he! Shame on him. What did that triceratops ever do to him? One minute it’s walking around minding it’s own dinosaur business, next minute it’s dead and being used to take pictures with. Please share this with your friends. We can’t let this Steven Spielberg, that sadistic savage, get away with this." - A creationist PETA member


 


A brief history of King Kong and friends

Son of Kong (1933)

Short Attention Span Theater

Look! it's Jennifer Lawrence wonderful Side Boob 

Holy guacamole Wombat Dude! It's a marvelous Rule 5 post 
So close but yet 
so far away ...


Hang around with Yaya Han and enjoy some Rule 5 links 

Daley Gator getting friendly with Shoko Takahasaki 

Proof Positive's beatific link around 

Curt has posted a nifty flying video

Kathy, the fascist dyke motorest, explains this insanely trippy Miley Cyrus and Wayne Coyne thing





Who is xkcd? I'm just this guy, you know? I'm a CNU graduate with a degree in physics. Before starting xkcd, I worked on robots at NASA's Langley Research Center in Virginia. In my spare time I climb things, open strange doors, and go to goth clubs dressed as a frat guy so I can stand around and look terribly uncomfortable.



 

 The brassiere was invented, “To point the small ones to the sky/to keep the big ones high and dry” - Bette Midler

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Compute the Surface Area of a Cone



"Why do strippers get mad when I tip with Monopoly money? Yeah, like those breasts are real…" - Rodney Dude

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Alice In Wonderland Original Manuscript.


Alice In Wonderland


Chapter II: The Pool of Tears
Chapter VI: Pig and Pepper
Chapter VII: A Mad Tea-Party
Chapter XII: Alice's Evidence



 

Jayne Mansfield Underwater


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The Agonizingly Politically Correct 
Death of Archie Andrews 


 
 
Kate Upton's first law of motion is often stated as:
An object at rest stays at rest and an object in motion stays in motion with the same speed and in the same direction unless acted upon by an unbalanced force.


In these 1971 recordings, these tapes captured the President Richard Nixon having a philosophical chat with Henry Kissinger and H.R. Haldeman about “the gay thing” Nixon insists he’s very tolerant, understands that “They’re born that way,” and then goes on to explain,


By God, I am not going to have a situation where we pass along a law indicating, “Well, now, kids, just go out and be gay.” They can do it. Just leave them alone. That’s a lifestyle I don’t want to touch… 


Jayne Mansfield and Jack Kennedy



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Laurel and Hardy dance to Santana 



Friday, July 11, 2014

GOODSTUFF'S BLOGGING MAGAZINE (147th Issue)

Enter the dark side with Helena Bonham Carter, the Bellatrix Lestrange chick in the Harry Potter flicks. Bellatrix explains editiovultus phobic (fear of Facebook)

 

Imagine that Voldemort's powerful now. You don't know who his supporters are, you don't know who's working for him and who isn't; you know he can control people so that they do terrible things without being able stop themselves. You're scared for yourself, and your family, and your friends. Every week, news comes of more deaths, more disappearances, more torturing … The Ministry of Magic's in disarray, they don't know what to do, they're trying to keep everything hidden from the Muggles, but meanwhile, Muggles are dying too. Terror everywhere … panic … confusion … 




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Vogue UK’s July 2013 issue, because I find her hot…
and that scares me more than her witchcraft.






Early Saturday night I was enjoying a few cups (BWI - Blogging While Intoxicated) while wearing a tinfoil hat. I then proceeded to break social media rule number one and social media rule number two


I posted on Facebook - Alphabet Soup Honey Trap.

  Woke up this morning and learned that it WORKED

Here is the meat of the post
(project στεγανός γράφειν)


Whomever you are, NSA Dude reading my blog, know that I'm on your side. I'm trying hard to keep you smiling! Someday, I hope, we can sit back and laugh about all the fun we had with the picric acid, silver nitrite, mercury fulminate, tetryl and nitrocellulose -- TATP (Mother of Satan)stuff



I received a blogger hit spike at the same time that I built this Facebook post - Blogger stats did not indicate where the hits came from or what posts received the hits




As usual, the rule 5 posts contains links to numerous pics of pretty girls and lovely women, often scantily clad or entirely unclad; these may be NSFW or just irritating to the wife/girlfriend/whatever.


Blackmailers Don't Shoot asks, Hell, why not use Rule 5 as a slump buster?


Proof Positive's Best of the Web

NSFW Fred Dude, Superstar of groovy blogging


Glenn Dude at Instapundit with inlighted links : Law Blog Rankings, Congratulations to Instapundit



Rowling shared her latest Pottermore story. Written in the voice of the fictional Daily Prophet's gossip correspondent Rita Skeeter, this post centers around the reunion of Harry Potter and his friends at the Quidditch World Cup Finals.


Over the last year, through the revelations of Ed Snowden and independent reporting by others, we've learned more and more about the National Security Agency's spying programs. Indeed, there have now been so many revelations that it can be hard to keep them straight. So here's a handy guide to the most significant ways the NSA spies on people in the United States and around the world.


Hey Folks, This is BRILLIANT! Live-tweeted the first Harry Potter film 

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Renowned Climate Scientist Predicts End of Curvaceous Women

Collection of Emma Watson GIFs

Sexy NSA Commercial With Sasha Grey




As Bloggers, Journalists, Pundits and Politicians carry on about the hazards of NSA snooping and our descent into a surveillance state, some of the most poignant responses have come not through the written or spoken word but rather an image.



05 July 14, Washington Post (everybody is linking)- NSA-intercepted data, those not targeted far outnumber the foreigners who are

Significant Holes Emerge in The Washington Post’s NSA Story After It’s Too Late

The Edward Snowden story has been use to sell fear in the blogosphere. Most of the stuff that has been posted is misinformation


A good example of selling fear; Has Facebook become too important to our society to be left in the hands of Facebook?


These girls are product of their environment? 
This newscast was not prompted or scripted.


"And truth be told, in the town where Dana grew up, all the people spent a big part of their time rebuilding churches which had been blown apart by the last tornado. The rest of their time they spent in church, on their knees, praying that they would not be blown apart by the next one." OUTSTANDING blog post created by Katy, the parthenogenetic unit


New retro / vintage site : Flashbak is a collection of thousands of wonderful pictures, stories, letters, sounds and movies from across the past, with one aim - to make the past come alive.



 

Psst! Look Bullwinkle! It's a secret message! 
"There are no secrets on the internet"

Social Media concept : The words privacy and social media does not belong in the same sentence. ie "I posted a private message on Facebook but I only wanted my friends/family to view it. However, I forgot my boss is on my friends list..." 


 

A Tinder account for Edward Snowden


Data mining is too cheap and easy. It's only going to become more wide spread. 

Who will win the Hashtag World Cup? During the matches, we're tracking the hashtags for each team. From kickoff to final whistle, the team’s social activity will be shown in real time 




93% OF MARKETERS USE SOCIAL MEDIA FOR BUSINESS

That means there are lots of people out there getting involved and managing a social media strategy. It’s becoming more common to include social media as part of an overall marketing budget or strategy


Dark Roasted Blend's happy links

Digital records of behavior, Facebook Likes, can be used to automatically and accurately predict a range of highly sensitive personal attributes including: sexual orientation, ethnicity, religious and political views, personality traits, intelligence, happiness, use of addictive substances, parental separation, age, and gender.



Internet vigilantism and honey traps are on the rise. So far, digital avengers have more or less limited their activities to shaming and exposing pedophiles, con men and giant douchebags. However, one can easily see a future where the moral-minded folks dish their harsh citizen justice out on anyone who steps outside the tight parameters of their idea of acceptable behavior.





“Socialist Circle"
It’s the work of a young artist named Pansak Sakpiboonrat out of Rayong, Thailand. I think it’s OUTSTANDING (Hat Tip)


 

Anything you post online can and will be used against you

Call Girl, Alix Tichelman, Accused With Death of Google Exec Wrote Facebook Post About Killing Sprees


"The public" is law enforcement


What Will Happen With the Cell Phone Spy?



Actions by nation-states to maintain security and political control will lead to more blocking, filtering, segmentation, and balkanization of the Internet.

Trust will evaporate in the wake of revelations about government and corporate surveillance and likely greater surveillance in the future.

Commercial pressures affecting everything from Internet architecture to the flow of information will endanger the open structure of online life.




MOST COOL - Daily Life in Korea from the 1900s


 

"Use the source GOODSTUFF" - Princess Leia