GOODSTUFF'S BLOGGING MAGAZINE (94th Issue)

Brian's chicken (Mafia) wants to believe that the truth is out there! 

 More than the truth is out there...
Gillian Anderson

I believe you want to probe my alien boobs  - Gillian Anderson 

"I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm gonna say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Hillary Clinton. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time, never. These allegations are false." -  President Bill Clinton 

Reporter: "Bill, how is Hillary's head?"

Bill: "Well, she's no Monica but I've got no complaints".

Sources close to Bill Clinton’s friends tell Weekly World News that Hillary Clinton was not happy with her appearance in recent months.  She is planning to run for President in 2016 and wants to look “young and fresh” again, so she went into the hospital to have a face lift.

You learned it here first folks!

While this blogger believes in the seriousness of Bigfoot and protecting them as a species, we believe there is room for a light-hearted approach to the erotic adventures of Bigfoot. You can assume once the blogosphere has generated interest, any intelligent person becomes enticed with the fountain of evidence.

"The reader should suspend disbelief for the sake of enjoyment." - Mark Miller, writer for Weekly World News
"The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple". - Oscar Wilde
"Lying is the most simple form of self-defence". - Susan Sontag
“The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.” - Tom Clancy
Why is it inhumane and idiotic to question the veracity of the claims that have been made about Hillary Clinton's various medical conditions?

How pictures can lie... The illusion is one of Nixon standing up to the Soviets, where the reality is an argument about cabbage soup versus red meat. - Kitchen Debate

 Reasons To Love Richard Nixon On His 100th Birthday

THE CONCEPT OF A NOBLE LIE

ALIEN ALERT #1852 - I just received this Alien alert from Bert via an E-mail (so it must be true) stating that Shmoon (plural for Shmoo) are Aliens from Galaxy Tab 

Pamela Anderson is protecting the aliens! 

Savage Chickens stumble over the truth from time to time, but most pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing happened

More Hot Chicks can be found at Fred Dude's place 

Drake equation: How many alien civilizations exist? 

Drake Equation interactive 

Before we start feeling too special about our home planet, scientists have a message: There are at least 17 billion planets the size of Earth in the Milky Way alone. About 17% of our galaxy's stars have Earth-size exoplanets closely orbiting them—so 100 billion stars in the galaxy means 17 billion such planets. And half those stars have tightly-orbiting planets that are Earth-size or larger.

Source: SPACE.com: All about our solar system, outer space and exploration

see you folks next week... Irina Shayk (big lips) gave me her cold 
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