“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.” - Benjamin Franklin
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” - Benjamin Franklin
"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." - Ernest Hemingway
"He was a wise man who invented beer." - Plato
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
"I like beer. On occasion I will even drink a beer to celebrate a major event such as the fall of communism or the fact that our refrigerator is still working" - Dave Barry
"Beer will always have a definite role in the diet of an individual and can be considered a cog in the wheel of nutritional foods." - Bruce Carlton