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Will Paula Deen start a new career in the porn industry?
"Just fiddle me crazy with a big stick-O-butter!"
The "buttergasm" can be seen in many of Paula Deen's cooking show segments. Her eyes will glaze over and a large grin will appear on her face when mass quantities of butter are within sight.
The buttergasm (2:44)
MILF-trolling porn site PureMature.com has reportedly offered Paula Deen a staggering six-figure porn contract. According to their letter, they employ hot moms over 65 and, they wrote to Paula Deen, “Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson.” Well isn't that special.
Paula Deen's concocktions is world-known for its health and nutrition qualities. To date, Paula Deen has not produced a single recipe without her secret weapon, which is butter. Paula Deen loves the taste of butter, the smell of it, and the texture of it. She has been known to eat butter off the stick.
The majority of Paula Deen's recipes are certified Atkins approved, though a small number of them contain a disgusting and unhealthy ingredient, like berries or bananas or various other poisonous plant matter. However, in those rare cases, most of the hazardous content of the fruit (like vitamins and nutrients, for example), are effectively destroyed through the deep frying process she employs with all her recipes.
To get ready for the holidays, new movie releases for your viewing pleasure!
"Nuttin Butt Butter"
"Eating Out With Paula Deen"
Stuffing, with Paula Deen
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The Story Of Edward Snowden As Told By Austin Powers GIFs
Edward Snowden's search for political asylum
is not going well
Where is Edward Snowden? There were unofficial reports that he couldn't buy a ticket because his U.S. passport had been annulled. Reporters looked for him in the transit area pub, in the duty-free shops, in the capsule hotel. They waited for him at the Burger King , which became the Edward Snowden spotters’ unofficial headquarters. They bought cheap tickets to Kiev or Minsk to get into the transit area, and they stayed there. A document check showed there were more than twenty passengers camping between passport control and the departure gates with overdue boarding passes.
Immigration holding tank at Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport
Does Anyone In The World Actually Want Edward Snowden?
The former government contractor has applied for asylum in more than 20 countries. An updating tally of how each country responds.
Bolivian President’s Plane Rerouted Under Suspicion That
Edward Snowden Was Aboard
How Glenn Greenwald Bamboozled People Who Should Know Better
This animated Elisha Cuthbert storyboard is
not safe for work
This was the front page of the Roswell Daily Record
sixty-six years ago