Friday, November 1, 2013

GOODSTUFF'S BLOGGING MAGAZINE (118th Issue)

"High! welcome to the hottest metablog this side of the internet" - Miranda Kerr 

Mon Dieu! Miranda Kerr flaunts her decolletage

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Miranda Kerr! Nice koalas

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In 2010, Miranda Kerr inadvertently became the subject of global headlines when David Kiely, a banker at Macquarie Bank in Sydney, was caught viewing more explicit photos of her on his computer while in the background of a colleague's live television interview. Within days, a clip of the interview uploaded onto YouTube received over 1.3 million hits. Eventually, David Kiely was suspended and an internet campaign launched on his behalf.  Miranda Kerr herself gave him her backing: "I am told there is a petition to save his job, and of course I would sign it." The incident prompted a 100% increase in the number of Google searches for Miranda Kerr's name. A few days after the incident, Macquarie Bank announced that David Kiely would keep his job

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Miranda Kerr is one of Highest Paid Supermodels



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Miranda Kerr, has enlightened my life in countless ways!

Miranda Kerr wardrobe malfunction (NSFW)
Miranda Kerr Nudes by Laurent Darmon
Miranda Kerr gets naked 



Hat Tip - Pitsnipes Gripes - 
He has posted some great stuff this week




 Harsh Realities About The World Of Harry Potter

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Dog Breeds You’ve Never Heard Of

Black Cats Who Aren’t Bad Luck 

Most Important Black Cats In Black Cat History

Hat Tip - Miss K 


Lion Hybrids: Ligers, Tigons, Jaglions

Yeti Mystery Solved? Just Another Bear?

Here is a  compilation of such unique frog perspectives on Life, the Universe and Everything




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Sydney Leathers is the new face of Arrangement Finders, a sugar daddy website dedicated to hooking up shameless women with rich dudes. 

Just go figure... "I'll sell your ass out in a heartbeat, old man! Just like I screwed Anthony Weiner" - Sydney Leathers

Theda Bara — an anagram, naturally, for “Arab Death.”

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Baby Vamp: a very popular young woman or an attractive girl. 
(Note: “Vamp” on its own refers to a flirt.)


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A "Vamp" originally referred to a silent film "The Vamp" starring Theda Bara (Theodosia Goodman), as a woman who "sucked men dry," a kept woman or mistress whose wealthy patron spent lavishly on her, buying clothes, jewels, a richly furnished apartment in return for her sexual favors; short for "vampire"...


A government Dude just pass out some chemicals to kill mosquitoes in there habitat. Then a team super fog the area. Bugs are dying everywhere




 NSA monitored calls of world leaders after US official handed over contacts. Here’s why: It’s NSA and the rest of the alphabet soup freakin’ job to spy on other countries. That’s why they’re an intelligence agency. 



Sure, Angela Merkel and Dilma Rousseff putting on their shocked faces now, but in fact those countries have their own spying programs, and many of them, despite what they’re saying now, are deeply involved in cooperating with the United States intelligence-gathering operation.

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(more on this concept next week)

“America has no permanent friends or enemies, only interests”
 Henry Kissinger 

Spies Spy? Oh, the Horror!

Europe should be grateful for US spying 

David Cameron warns his government may act if newspapers don't display "social responsibility" over publishing spy leaks.

The big embarrassment here isn’t the spying, but rather the fact that it has become public due to the incompetence of those charged with keeping it secret — and, of course, the inept response once the news has come out.

The Edward Snowden Leaks and the Public - Alan Rusbridger

NSA delayed anti-leak software at base where Edward Snowden worked 

Edward Snowden to work for mystery Russian website


Asian nations angry over US embassy spy reports

Hat Tip for NSFW Fred Dude and Glenn Dude for the spy type links 




From the Minister of Misinformation, in future all media citations must fit within strictly defined classifications: unnamed, well-placed, unnamed well-placed, official, unofficial, official unnamed, official well-placed, reliable, unnamed reliable, well-placed reliable, and official unnamed well-placed.


I never thought of Ellen's boobs before...



trippy giraffes - 1:40 is a good place to start
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Exploding-whale engineer George Thornton has died at age 84

I am absolutely not making this incident up; in fact I have it all on videotape. The tape is from a local TV news show in Oregon, which sent a reporter out to cover the removal of a 45-foot, eight-ton dead whale that washed up on the beach. The responsibility for getting rid of the carcass was placed upon the Oregon State Highway Division, apparently on the theory that highways and whales are very similar in the sense of being large objects.

So anyway, the highway engineers hit upon the plan — remember, I am not making this up — of blowing up the whale with dynamite. The thinking here was that the whale would be blown into small pieces, which would be eaten by sea gulls, and that would be that. A textbook whale removal.

So they moved the spectators back up the beach, put a half-ton of dynamite next to the whale and set it off. I am probably not guilty of understatement when I say that what follows, on the videotape, is the most wonderful event in the history of the universe. First you see the whale carcass disappear in a huge blast of smoke and flame. Then you hear the happy spectators shouting “Yayy!” and “Whee!” Then, suddenly, the crowd’s tone changes. You hear a new sound like “splud.” You hear a woman’s voice shouting “Here come pieces of… MY GOD!” Something smears the camera lens.

Later, the reporter explains: “The humor of the entire situation suddenly gave way to a run for survival as huge chunks of whale blubber fell everywhere.” One piece caved in the roof of a car parked more than a quarter of a mile away. Remaining on the beach were several rotting whale sectors the size of condominium units. There was no sign of the sea gulls, who had no doubt permanently relocated in Brazil. This is a very sobering videotape. Here at the institute we watch it often, especially at parties. But this is no time for gaiety. This is a time to get hold of the folks at the Oregon State Highway division and ask them, when they get done cleaning up the beaches, to give us an estimate on the US Capitol. (copied from Dave Barry)



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5 comments:

Katy Anders said...

Why do dead whales hate us so much?

If we give them naked Miranda Kerr, would they promise to stop exploding?

Proof said...

I saw the obit this AM on that guy. Blowing up a dead whale may be a good metaphor for what to do with Obamacare.

Chandler's Ghost said...

Dude, I remember the exploding whale. Wild.

GOODSTUFF said...

Katy

the whales are exploding due to Ellens boobs. It's true, I read it on the internet!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/ellen-degeneres-has-won-halloween-with-her-nicki-minaj-costu

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That whale video is really cool. It was in Florence, OR. It's one of our favorite places to stay with the motorhome. No exploding whales yet thank goodness.