Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Far Out Sci-Fi #5

Breaking News from the modern Synthetic Zoe-Hippology Department at the Mormon Tabernacle and Cafe De Sky Garden.

How to create a rainbow colored unicorn that poo-poos glitter - reported by Proof Positive 

Using six magic squares form a "holding cube" and mix the following ingredients. While singing "Kumbaya"

Genetically modified space weed soaked in Mount Gay Rum  
(Only from the islands, man)

Consecrated catena-trioxygen

Vaginal secretions from Sarah Jessica Parker 

666 hours of condensed elevator music

Belly button fuzz from Taylor Swift

Extract from the fungus that grows on old rye bread - (Lysergic acid diethylamide)

Multiple Hat tips to Katy Anders creative juices

Barbecue the above ingredients with flatus from Puff the Magic Dragon

Serve with shredded Pokemon

Note: "I regret to inform you that any metaphysical service that promises or suggests it will effect a physical change or other outcome is not allowed on Etsy, even if it delivers a tangible item." - Christina Ricci


Helicoprion: stranger than fiction 

Terrifying Prehistoric Sea Monsters

Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8. Our mission: to explore the vast expanse of space and travel to the remote edges of time in a search of miniskirts.  Should we find them, we will record their existence for the betterment of mankind. It is only because of the gravity and importance of this mission that I'm willing to put this ship and crew at great risk. It's time to explore high hemlines, to seek out short skirts, to boldly go where no pants or slacks have gone before. 


The Worst Things to Happen To Your Favorite Sci Fi Programs after Cancellation






 Futurama - Don't date robots  



Katy Anders said...

Sci-fi? It all looks pretty realizstic to me!

cmblake6 said...

That's some funny stuff!

Proof said...

"Serve with shredded Pokemon"? Hmm. I've always diced them!

Ron Russell said...

Damn I'm left speechless---don't know where to start!