Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Far Out Sci-Fi #7

The future is here, and it’s filled with robot strippers!

 

We wring our hands and stroke our beards thoughtfully at the specter of widespread mechanization and robotization acting as a powerful drag on employment figures, as increasingly, blue-collar jobs are being taken over by robots, and corporations are only too eager to accelerate that process along. But I don’t think anyone had supposed that strippers were among the threatened population.

 

Our erotic future looks promising. Creepy scientists have already got you covered when it comes to magic dildos and weird underpants that make it feel like someone’s tickling your privates, and now they’ve taken things to an insane new level — the future is here, and it’s filled with robot strippers.

  

Vintage Robots Hookers - Photo Dump

 

Is having sex with an ultra-realistic robot hooker cheating?  
  
  

Sexy Night Elf dancing in Starcraft 2
  
 

Iglesias gets a little hot under the collar as he watches the virtual parade of strippers who turn out to be holograms. 
  
 

Robotic pole dancers shake their actuators 

 

 Can-Can: 1943
(sorry, had to do it...)


 Japan and America agree to put giant fighting robots into battle


 

 

Eric Joyner (see the galleries) paints bizarre scenarios usually featuring robots and donuts  
  
What Computers Dream of When They Look at Porn (NSFW)




 

 

 






   
 



3 comments:

Katy Anders said...

All I ever wanted was a robot who was trained to find the remote for the television for me. Hasn't happened yet and I am almost halfway through my life!

Eventually, I had to marry somebody who had kids and now the kidis find the remote for me. Sometimes.

Ron Russell said...

Will a nickel in the slot work for robot strippers---I know where is the slot?

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