Friday, November 27, 2015

GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (218th Issue)

In this stupendous metablog, Sharon Stone's shares her visions from yesteryear, from the The Golden Age of Futurism. 
  
 

"I've had the same breasts for my entire adult life." -
  
  

"If you have a vagina and an attitude in this town, then that's a lethal combination." - Sharon Stone
   
  

This desk was going to fix Sharon Stone's school overcrowding problem for good — by keeping those rugrats at home, where they belong!
  
 

GOODSTUFFs Sharon Stone photo album 


In 1967, Sharon Stone was one of the students chosen for a "gifted education". To qualify, students had to possess an IQ in the upper 3%. Sharon Stone surpassed that 130 IQ threshold with an IQ that placed her in the upper one half of one per cent, above 150 IQ.
   
 


  

Well, they'll stone you when you're trying to be so good

They'll stone you just like they said they would

They'll stone you when you're tryna go home

Then they'll stone you when you're there all alone

But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned



  



  

Sharon Stone's special private parts 


  

After compiling that last photo album...

 

The authorities really seem to have an eye on things in this police dispatch center of the future. Serve, protect, and watch everything that moves 

  

Jonathan J. Pollard (timeline) was released on parole from federal prison on Friday after serving 30 years of a life sentence for violations of the Espionage Act. 

 

Who needs to preserve life on Earth when we can just pack up and move to the next habitable planet? Imagine, that Space Mayflowers would take adventurous travelers to distant planets once we'd worn out Mother Earth.

 

The Turkish Batman (1973) is essentially a soft-core movie about strippers, kidnappers, and murderers, and Batman and Robin's relentless pursuit of the evildoers! 
  
 

Katy had a date with the Crown Princess of Pareidolia

 

The media library of the future is going to be rich and varied


 

An 80-Year-Old Prank Revealed, Hiding in the Periodic Table!


 

My internet server, this week 

     

 

Extra police officers lined the route of the annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year, but the most visible first responder of the day was a firefighter: Harold, a 32-foot-tall balloon, guided by a contingent of New York’s Bravest.

   

A facsimile Thanksgiving card bounced off the moon to be delivered from Boston to Honolulu? How futuristic! Except for that whole paper thing
  

How to deal with Black Friday without hordes and violence. If you suffer with Enochlophobia (fear of crowds) or if you just don't like shopping, this blog is for you! 

Macy's Preparations for the Christmas Season in 1948 – Here's What Black Friday Looked Like Before It was Called Black Friday



For many years it’s been my custom to listen to Alice’s Restaurant on Thanksgiving. 

BeCos(play) It's Friday

MIN's Friday Girl - Emilee Hannah

Friday Night Babe is Paulette Goddard

Big Boob Friday


 

I never drank landshark beer with Luiza Barros
But I do have a pet landshark


Jennifer Love Hewitt doing cheese cake

Proof Positive's Best of the Web

What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere?

NSFW Fred, The Blogging Dude

Some cool stuff at Rodney's Space

Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CXLXIV)


 

The science of kissing is called philematology, and scientists who study this are called osculologists. 


6 comments:

Katy Anders said...

I need to start paying closer attention to turkeys.

cmblake6 said...

Sharon Stone is very hot, and to find out that her mind is so absolutely top shelf is but to make her hotter!

Rod Sulik said...

Thanks for the link.

Mike aka Proof said...

Alice's Restaurant, eh? Driving home from Thanksgiving with the family I was scanning across the dial and ran across some radio guy who only plays it once a year.
Probably because of the father rapers...

muscleheaded said...

I don't want a pickle. I just wanna ride my motorcicle. Great post.

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