Enquiringly minds want to know if the carpet matches the drapes?
"You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice." - Marge Simpson
"Honey, you could be popular. You’ve just got to be yourself. In a whole new way." - Marge Simpson
"And all this time I thought “Googling yourself” meant the other thing" - Marge Simpson
Exploring the concept of selfies
Homer Simpson "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield."
Marge Simpson "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community"
"I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it." - Marge Simpson
The blue-haired wife of iconic Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson stole the spotlight from the d'oh-eyed fool when she posed for Maxim in 2004, proving that she was the hottest Springfield resident around. After maintaining her MILF status for a solid 15 years, in this issue we finally learned the secret to that slammin' cartoon bod:
"When you're married to Homer, there's not a lot of excess food. The kids and I fight for the scraps." - Marge Simpson
"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer Simpson
"When I found out about this, I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then ... kind of sleepy, then worried, and then concerned. But now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do." - Marge Simpson
This Marge Simpson post begs the question "Am I a sicko?"