Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Tripping with Marge Simpson


Enquiringly minds want to know if the carpet matches the drapes? 

"Once a week I serve honey with piping hot blueberry muffins" - Marge Simpson 


"You know, Fox turned into a hard-core sex channel so gradually, I didn't even notice." - Marge Simpson


 "Honey, you could be popular. You’ve just got to be yourself. In a whole new way." - Marge Simpson

"And all this time I thought “Googling yourself” meant the other thing" - Marge Simpson

Exploring the concept of selfies 

Homer Simpson "Sometimes I think we must be the worst family in Springfield."

Marge Simpson "Well, maybe we should move to a larger community"


"I've dug myself into a happy little rut here and I'm not about to hoist myself out of it." - Marge Simpson


The blue-haired wife of iconic Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson stole the spotlight from the d'oh-eyed fool when she posed for Maxim in 2004, proving that she was the hottest Springfield resident around. After maintaining her MILF status for a solid 15 years, in this issue we finally learned the secret to that slammin' cartoon bod: 

"When you're married to Homer, there's not a lot of excess food. The kids and I fight for the scraps." - Marge Simpson


"In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" - Homer Simpson


 "When I found out about this, I went through a wide range of emotions. First I was nervous, then anxious, then wary, then apprehensive, then ... kind of sleepy, then worried, and then concerned. But now I realize that being a spaceman is something you have to do." - Marge Simpson

This Marge Simpson post begs the question "Am I a sicko?" 

1 comment:

Mike aka Proof said...

I've always found the jaundice a little off-putting.