Friday, January 1, 2016

GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (222nd Issue)

Starting the New Year in a BIG way! Dolly Parton is hosting this massive metablog. Plus lots of WOW ME OUT stuff 
   
 

Back in the day, young’uns, Dolly Parton's nude boobs were the most famous in the world. 

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Tressed to Kill 

 There is a sermon story of a certain lady of Nashville, in Tennessee, who took so long over the adornment of her hair that she used to arrive at church barely before the end of Mass. One day the devil descended upon her head in the form of a spider, gripping with its legs, until she well-nigh died of fright. Nothing would remove the offending insect, neither prayer, nor exorcism, nor holy water, until the local abbot displayed the holy sacrament before it. 
 
 

 

Dolly Parton has been famous for decades, and not a singular nude photo or clip exists of her truly epic, majestic, breasts 
   
 

“I describe my look as a blend of Mother Goose, Cinderella, and the local hooker.” - Dolly Parton
  
 

Burt Reynolds and his mustache 

 

“I don’t mind. I’ve kind of exposed them. I had big boobs all my life, but I had ’em made even bigger, so why not just go along with the fun. People hopefully now at least know there is a heart beneath the boobs and that’s one of the reasons my boobs are so big, it’s just all heart pushin’ out my chest.” - Innocent Dolly Parton ? 

” I don't know if I'm supporting them, or they're supporting me.” - Dolly Parton


 

 Dolly Parton is the godmother of Miley Cyrus
  
   
"On a visit to Paris, John F. Kennedy requested the company of a woman who looked like his wife, Jacqueline, but hot." - Madame Claude, whose real name was Fernande Grudet, the famed proprietor of a Parisian brothel



 

The association of breasts with Dolly Parton's public image is illustrated in the naming of Dolly the sheep after her, since the sheep was cloned from a cell taken from an adult ewe's mammary gland. 
  

Justin Benzel, classic science-fiction photographer


 

Please don suitable apparel before reading. We have a wide selection…

Okay, this is well into tinfoil territory. Could the collective governments of the world organize something that looked enough like a real alien invasion to convince the drones the green men are coming? 
  
 


 

 200 Million People Will Suffer ‘Psychological Distress’ From Climate Change

A report published by the National Wildlife Foundation finds that the majority of Americans can expect to suffer mental health problems as a result of global warming and warns that our mental health system is not equipped to handle it.

Climate Related Anxiety Psychopathy - CRAP 

  
 

A Dose Of Futurism 

 

Jamie Chung is smoking hot 
  

 Oh Sure, NOW Congress Has A Problem With Warrantless Eavesdropping 
  
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Hero Press presents Miss January: Caroline Munro 
  
   

Yosemite Sam - the toughtest, rip-roaringest, road-ragin'-est hombre that ever packed a pistol...


 It’s a new world in Texas. Or a throwback to the past, depending on how you look at it. For the first time in more than a century, licensed Texans will be free to walk the streets, or travel the state, openly wearing their holstered handguns.

Gun Rights in America (made simple)
    
 

“If I get somebody I don’t know coming into my store with a gun on their side, I don’t know if it’s for their protection or they are going to rob me,” said Mr. Shop Owner, who buys, sells and trades jewelry. “I’m not going to take the chance. I believe in everybody protecting themselves. But there’s idiots out there.”
   
 

Archie Bunker's Editorial on Gun Control 

"In one regard, it could be effective because of the fact that that person could intervene on somebody who was up to no good as far as trying to hurt people. But on the other hand, we live in such a volatile society, where people are on edge, it could turn really bad in that regard." - Mall Shopper 

     
 

Thirty-one states allow the open carrying of a handgun without any license or permit, although in some cases the gun must be unloaded. Fifteen states require some form of license or permit in order to openly carry a handgun.Aug 21, 2015 
  

Rule 5 with Leighton Meester 
     
   
 "Go Over There, By the TV" - The thing your mum asks you to go and stand in front of when she takes your picture. TVs were a prime example when they arrived in many homes in the 1950s, both a source of pride and wonder.

Vintage Babes of the Week 
  

The Last Tradition's Top 10 Rule 5 for 2015 

 

 I thought it would be fun to share some stories and images of some of the best-known boozers and professional drunks in history
  
  
Rule 5, Compiled by the Wombat Dude "Some of the following links are to images normally considered NSFW; the management is not responsible for any horrible consequences caused by your failure to exercise discretion with regard to when and where you click on them."


Proof Positive's Best of the Web

What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere?

Some cool stuff at Rodney's Space

Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CXLXVIX)


One New Years Eve with a Muscle Head

Hang out and be super cool with 
NSFW Fred Dude


 
   
performing Mein Herr in the 1972 musical Cabaret
     


3 comments:

Phil said...

Archie's piece is a classic.
Thanks for the link to the cut away guns, I'll be using some of those later, thanks for the link to my little hissy fit and Happy new Year!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Happy New Year to you and Dolly!

Mike aka Proof said...

Hello Dolly! And Happy New Year to the rest of you!