Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Take a Trip with Donny And Marie Osmond


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It has not been announced that Donny and Marie Osmond are to play the villains in the next James Bond film. Maybe the story will see Bond take on the upper echelons of the "Quantum" crime syndicate, which the plot will reveal as being the famous Mormon family of the Osmonds. It has been hinted that Marie Osmond will be somewhat of a love interest in the movie for Bond. Furthermore, Donny Osmond is currently in extensive sword and ninja fighting training for what is being described as "potentially the greatest fight scene ever recorded". 
   
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Doctors at the Latter Day Saints Hospital in Salt Lake City, Utah have been successful in their efforts to surgically separate the careers of Donnie and Marie Osmond. It took a team of over 30 surgeons, nurses, PR specialists, and talent agents working at LSD Hospital over 34 hours to separate the conjoined careers of the former pop duo. 
   

In 1977, Donny and Marie Osmond were huge. Thanks to this coloring book you could share their adventures.

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The "plot" of this coloring book is:  Donny and Marie Osmond go on a trip to a dude ranch. 
  


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The excitement builds, the tension mounts - I can hardly stand the suspense
 
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Marie Osmond, the bitch, playing mind games 
 
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Marie Osmond is taking care of that hot dog 

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This is why I was compelled to build this blog post and preserve it for the ages. 
 
 
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From the National Lampoon Magazine, featuring Donny and Marie Osmond. It's called, Real Gone Hawaiian Goon. No, I don't understand what it means....

Donny and Marie Osmond Show - Entire First Show Of Season One


 Donny and Marie Osmond impersonate another sibling duo in a 1977 tribute to/parody of Star Wars.
   
     
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