Friday, June 3, 2016

GOODSTUFFs BLOGGING MAGAZINE (244th Issue)

 Bernadette Peters hosts this space out meta blog post 
   

"You gotta be original, because if you're like someone else, what do they need you for?" - Bernadette Peters 
  

Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!

Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.

Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.
  

Navin R. Johnson: First I get my name in the phone book and now I'm on your ass. You know, I'll bet more people see that than the phone book. 
   
    
Navin R. Johnson: Hey, that would be interesting for me. No one has tried to guess MY weight. You see, I guess their weight, so it would be sort of a...

Patty Bernstein: Put your arms up.

Navin R. Johnson: This will give me a whole other perspective on this...[Patty begins squeezing his backside]

Navin R. Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate... Is it getting hot in here?... Wait a minute! What's happening to my special purpose?

Patty Bernstein: What's your special purpose?

Navin R. Johnson: Well, when I was a kid my mom told me THAT was my special purpose! And someday I'd find out what my special purpose was! 
  
Patty Bernstein: Today's the day!
      
  
Grandma Johnson: [reading a letter from Navin] My dear family, guess what? Today I found out what my special purpose is for. Gosh, what a great time I had. I wish the whole family could've been here with me. Maybe some other time as I intend to do this a lot. Every chance I get. I think next week I'll be able to send more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty has promised me a blow job. Your loving son, Navin
  

A slice of cheesecake with Bernadette Peters 
   




Bernadette Peters as Betty Boop 
   
  
A SNL Musical Sketch: Johnny Keep Your Gun Clean 
   
   
Betty Boop (Bernadette Peters) stars in a U.S. War Department hygiene film reminding soldiers to be on the lookout for venereal disease. 
    

  
Navin R. Johnson: Are you a model?

Marie: No. I'm a cosmetologist. 

Navin R. Johnson: Really? A cosmetologist? That's unbelievable. That's impressive. Must be tough handling the weightlessness. 






This is not a photo of BEAM

BEAM is expanded and pressurized! The International Space Station's newest module, which will serve as a technology demonstrator for in-space expandable habitats, was fully filled with air. 

New Horizons' Extreme Close-Up of Pluto’s Surface (no audio)

  
Vintage Postcards of Philippine Girls between 1910s-20s 


Facebook, YouTube, Microsoft and Twitter, have vowed to remove illegal online hate speech within 24 hours, supporting a European Commission code of conduct to rid the Internet of incendiary messages.

A majority of U.S. adults – 62% – get news on social media, and 18% do so often, according to a new survey by Pew Research Center 

An Istanbul court found Merve Buyuksarac, 27, guilty of insulting a public official, after she shared a poem on her Instagram account in 2014 that was deemed insulting to Recep Tayyip Erdogan, Turkey’s president.

  

The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers 


  
  
 Many if not all of the following links are to pics of scantily clad women and these pics are generally considered NSFW. Whatever evil consequences befall you as a result of poorly timed clicks are definitely not The Rule 5 ring around's fault.
  

TSA Wants a Closer Look at Actress Rose Byrne's Breast Milk


Pulp Pages : Rage (Feb 1957)
    
Vintage Reads : Sex Instruction Book Ads 
  



Was Bella Hadid wearing her PPP? 
  
Friday Babe - Bella Hadid

Friday Night Babe is  Belén Rodríguez

BeCos(play) It's Friday

Big Boob Friday with  Madison Welch

Friday Femme Fatale




Cosplay, this week 

Vintage Babe of the Week is Suzan Ball 

  
Rule 5 - Amber Heard 

Hero Press's Rule 5 chick is Jessica Lucas



"The best posts I have seen this week" - Proof Positive Dude

What is happening in Ye Olde Blogosphere?

Things I Found on the Internet Today (Vol. CXCI)

Rodney's far out space
  

  
The King of Rule 5, 
NSFW Fred Dude 




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