Friday, July 12, 2013


This Issue contains spoilers — important plot secrets and/or conclusions may be revealed. For example...

Will Paula Deen start a new career in the porn industry?

"Just fiddle me crazy with a big stick-O-butter!"

The "buttergasm" can be seen in many of Paula Deen's cooking show segments. Her eyes will glaze over and a large grin will appear on her face when mass quantities of butter are within sight. 
 The buttergasm (2:44) 

MILF-trolling porn site has reportedly offered Paula Deen a staggering six-figure porn contract. According to their letter, they employ hot moms over 65 and, they wrote to Paula Deen, “Full figured or thin, arthritic or diabetic — you embody our perfect spokesperson.” Well isn't that special.

Paula Deen's concocktions is world-known for its health and nutrition qualities. To date, Paula Deen has not produced a single recipe without her secret weapon, which is butter. Paula Deen loves the taste of butter, the smell of it, and the texture of it. She has been known to eat butter off the stick. 

The majority of Paula Deen's recipes are certified Atkins approved, though a small number of them contain a disgusting and unhealthy ingredient, like berries or bananas or various other poisonous plant matter. However, in those rare cases, most of the hazardous content of the fruit (like vitamins and nutrients, for example), are effectively destroyed through the deep frying process she employs with all her recipes. 

To get ready for the holidays, new movie releases for your viewing pleasure!

"Nuttin Butt Butter"

"Eating Out With Paula Deen"

Stuffing, with Paula Deen

Beauty Shops at the Beginning of the 20th Century

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This is what you could have expected to find when you went for a beauty treatment a century ago

Following the Zimmerman trial 

How the U.S. Justice Department Abetted a Legal Lynching

Zimmerman Trial Dummy Rule 5

The Story Of Edward Snowden As Told By Austin Powers GIFs

Edward Snowden's search for political asylum 
is not going well

Where is Edward Snowden? There were unofficial reports that he couldn't buy a ticket because his U.S. passport had been annulled. Reporters looked for him in the transit area pub, in the duty-free shops, in the capsule hotel. They waited for him at the Burger King , which became the Edward Snowden spotters’ unofficial headquarters. They bought cheap tickets to Kiev or Minsk to get into the transit area, and they stayed there. A document check showed there were more than twenty passengers camping between passport control and the departure gates with overdue boarding passes.

Immigration holding tank at Moscow's Sheremetyevo Airport

Does Anyone In The World Actually Want Edward Snowden?
The former government contractor has applied for asylum in more than 20 countries. An updating tally of how each country responds.

Bolivian President’s Plane Rerouted Under Suspicion That 
Edward Snowden Was Aboard

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How Glenn Greenwald Bamboozled People Who Should Know Better

Ex-Russian spy Anna Chapman tweets marriage proposal

This animated Elisha Cuthbert storyboard is 
not safe for work

The NSA and the FISC
Want to See Your NSA or FBI File? Here's How...

President Obama - "My concern has always been not that we shouldn't do intelligence gathering to prevent terrorism, but rather are we setting up a system of checks and balances? So, on this telephone program, you’ve got a federal court with independent federal judges overseeing the entire program. And you've got Congress overseeing the program, not just the intelligence committee and not just the judiciary committee — but all of Congress had available to it before the last reauthorization exactly how this program works."

Secret-court judges upset at portrayal of 
‘collaboration’ with government

Reggie Walton is the presiding judge of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court, whose 11 members are appointed directly by the chief justice of the Supreme Court

Play With An MIT Tool That Visualizes How The NSA Can 
Map Your Relationships

The brainiacs at MIT created a cool visualization program to map how the National Security Agency can understand your relationships based on who you contact via email and how often.

The NSA could identify teams and its leaders. In my map, TechCrunch editors Eric Eldon and Alexia Tsotsis have a giant presence, surrounded with an interconnected web of our team.

Big nodes without any linkages reveal relationships that are best kept hidden. I have some sources that I only email directly. The fact that they never interact with anyone else is suspicious. These nodes are a blackmail goldmine: a mistress, a doctor, or a drug dealer.

George W. Bush Defends PRISM
"I Put That Program In Place To Protect The Country"

An Ode To The Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny Bikini On Its Birthday
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Rare Star Trek Photos

This was the front page of the Roswell Daily Record 
sixty-six years ago

George Orwell "1984" Big Brother Is Watching You !

Summaries and Interpretations : Nineteen Eighty-Four

Nineteen Eighty-four, by George Orwell

From Edward Dude  --  One of the most silly ideas (and most downright insulting, even) came from Pizza Hut, who became interested in carving their logo on the moon using a series of high-powered lasers (talk about one hell of an eyesore, right?). Executives abandoned the project after they learned that the space billboard would need to be the size of Texas to be readable from Earth (to be fair, Pizza Hut eventually did go on to be the first restaurant to deliver pizza in space).

Idiots Want Robots to Draw Ads On the Moon's Surface

From Fritz Dude  --  As commercial enterprises and foreign nations acquire the ability to land on the Moon, it is necessary to protect the Apollo lunar landing sites for posterity," according to the text of the Apollo Lunar Landing Legacy Act, H.R. 2617

Ad Writers Who Completely Lost Their Minds

Almost weekly, a new viral video emerges featuring a company that’s found some clever way to use the flying machines to hawk a product and drum up publicity

Funny bouncing boobs

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